Rollerland - Oakland, CA - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Sweatshirt kalamazoo containing a brown poop emoji-style

containing a brown poop emoji-style pile

Halftone portrait of Kent rendered in yellow depicts large round glasses and a wide-eyed

and long beard

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Rollerland - Oakland, CA - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Sweatshirt kalamazoo containing a brown poop emoji-styleRollerland promising "Fun!" and "Health!" on the same sign is peak midcentury optimism from an era that also recommended cigarettes for sore throats. Oakland lost the rink, but the audacity of that sales pitch is immortal. The Details: Red shield shaped background contains a vintage hand drawn illustration of a woman roller skating in a flowing skirt with arms outstretched, rendered in white and blue. White and blue text in mixed block and script